LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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