3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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