i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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