dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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