Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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