piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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