seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
