Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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