i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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