so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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