I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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