i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Girls should come with a carfax report
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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