I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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