good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
So. Much. Porn.
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