i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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