OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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