he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Randomize
