Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
this boner is exhausting
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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