If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
We need to rekindle our bromance
I'm passing your future prison.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
