Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
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