no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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