never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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