So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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