she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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