Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I enjoy the company of your penis
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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