plz talk dirty to me
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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