No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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