Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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