Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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