Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Drunk is not a location!
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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