I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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