Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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