i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Best friends brother. Beat that.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Let's paint friendship bongs
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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