Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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