just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
How's work?
Spinning.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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