is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
ttyl tear gas
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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