Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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