There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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