quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
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