I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
whose ass print is on the piano?
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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