The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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