i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
50% drunk capacity currently
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Two words: blizzard sex
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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