so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Is it penis luge time yet?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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