Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
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