i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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