I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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