So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Randomize
