I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
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