I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
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