Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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